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β€œhey girl,” she said sexily, β€œhave you ever thought about being your own boss?” @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

β€œhey girl,” she said sexily, β€œhave you ever thought about being your own boss?”

making my followers not only read but understand my tweets @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

making my followers not only read but understand my tweets

put my laptop thru the scanner at TSA and my video in premiere started playing so while it was going thru all you could here was β€œhi guys... hi guys welcome back.. *ahem* hi guys welcome back to my channel!” And I was just like @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

put my laptop thru the scanner at TSA and my video in premiere started playing so while it was going thru all you could here was β€œhi guys... hi guys welcome back.. *ahem* hi guys welcome back to my channel!” And I was just like

ummmm yea, I thought so. @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

ummmm yea, I thought so.

shh ignore the sunburn @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

shh ignore the sunburn

I’m not afraid of being basic, that’s a term men came up with to shit on women’s interests. As a lesbian I will not be factoring men into any of my interests. I am basic, I am free @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I’m not afraid of being basic, that’s a term men came up with to shit on women’s interests. As a lesbian I will not be factoring men into any of my interests. I am basic, I am free

I love being shown off @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I love being shown off

men just love telling you that you’ll die?? I put a pic of the fake grass wall on Instagram and random dudes replied to it with β€œif there’s a fire y’all are goners,” or β€œbest of luck getting out if there’s a fire”

if I die in a fire, I die in a fire. Let us enjoy wall :) @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

men just love telling you that you’ll die?? I put a pic of the fake grass wall on Instagram and random dudes replied to it with β€œif there’s a fire y’all are goners,” or β€œbest of luck getting out if there’s a fire” if I die in a fire, I die in a fire. Let us enjoy wall :)

this is my worst nightmare @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

this is my worst nightmare

just spent a couple hours grassing our wall and I love ittttrtrrt @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

just spent a couple hours grassing our wall and I love ittttrtrrt

I can’t wait to be this person @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I can’t wait to be this person

c’mon @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

c’mon

I may be a lesbian but I did get a twinge in my pussy bits when Shrek ripped the chickens legs apart at the dinner table @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I may be a lesbian but I did get a twinge in my pussy bits when Shrek ripped the chickens legs apart at the dinner table

does this look like Emily & I @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

does this look like Emily & I

I’m in love πŸ§πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

I’m in love πŸ§πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

new video! celebrating Jenna & Julien's engagement by giving my partner acrylics 

https://t.co/mV6gQpn46x @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

new video! celebrating Jenna & Julien's engagement by giving my partner acrylics https://t.co/mV6gQpn46x

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Like huh?? How? @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

TW: decomposition . . . . . . . . . . . . . Like huh?? How?

the video going out tomorrow is my favorite one I’ve ever made @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

the video going out tomorrow is my favorite one I’ve ever made

especially drinking games, β€œeveryone gets 5 cards, but 3 cards are facedown, turn to the person on the left and ask for career advice, if they mention β€˜pursuing your passion,’ take a drink and” WHAT ARE YOU SAYING @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

especially drinking games, β€œeveryone gets 5 cards, but 3 cards are facedown, turn to the person on the left and ask for career advice, if they mention β€˜pursuing your passion,’ take a drink and” WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

cut my life into pieces
this is my deep fried toy @sarahschauer sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ Videos and pictures

cut my life into pieces this is my deep fried toy