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RT @Lubchansky: man i love this shit. i'm forming an LLC called like Plexios Solutions or Sorntel Innovations and getting a billion dollar…
Anyway the brain rot water is probably fine as long as you're not a baby or a cancer patient, just don't get it up your nose
People love to assume I live in like... outer Mongolia or somewhere when I talk about this and not a completely normal US city that doesn't give a shit about maintaining it's infrastructure. If you're in a hot southern state we are your future, brain parasites and all
I *believe* this is our 15th boil advisory since I started counting on here in like 2009 but who can keep track of all the times a city government lets flesh-eating bacteria into the municipal water supply, am I right folks
Mainly because of the astounding waste and misery causes by fast fashion but also because we would all look cooler
I think maybe we would be better off if we went back to the thing where an outfit costs like $800 but you only have four of them. Those are just Your Outfits. Nobody else has those.
@DrBourbonstein If you see a bunch of shellfish on a menu I would make it a point to ask if they use crab/shrimp shells in their stock but otherwise don't worry about it. My MIL is fatally allergic to that stuff and she gets along fine in restaurants, we just check first
@DrBourbonstein @ActNormalOrElse if we're talking about a serious allergy you would need to be careful in some restaurants (everything going in the same fryer ect) but it's not in everything. a sausage gumbo is just as good as a shrimp one.
The one star google reviews are dominated by mad British people who saw it in a theater which adds an extra layer of funniness
One of the most aggressively ugly sex scenes ever put to film tbh, it took real talent to make it look that bad and boring
like I know we have to force parents back into their cubes so some raytheon guy can buy a go-kart but why NOW, the school year is literally over
RT @weedhitler: hey guys, i'm taking a couple months off social media. the negativity is getting to be too much & i just need a few weeks t…
RT @adamjohnsonNYC: I think about this dynamic a lot, specifically about how Amnesty International refused, for over 20 years, to label Nel…
RT @AmateurExpertOp: Americans will literally soak themselves in hoarded gasoline before they think through the implications of being tempo…
tired of "your feelings are valid" discourse. sometimes my feelings are dumber than dogshit and I have a responsibility to get a grip.
RT @BrandyLJensen: i love buying beauty products at marshalls. some brand you’ve never heard of and if you try to find it again you can’t.…
RT @wyatt_privilege: [shooting a child] there’s actually a super good reason for this if you google stuff
@ElBartoArmy @NotOlowokandi @HighlandsBunker @CBSLA Tag me when the bullying starts, I would be delighted to help
@grimbax skill and talent are just a thing that happens when you do something you're interested in over and over anyway. these look cool and I enjoy seeing them.
RT @chriswhoisgreat: @WSJ They spent years saying "These aren't real jobs, these aren't careers, they don't pay much because they're not wo…
@WhatEvil I did not know about this one! I used to use a blocklist for that but it had way too much friendly fire
@sensualnexus I just want to shitpost about skincare and late 1980's jrpgs without talking to pepe boys
It's called "reddit masstagger" btw, it'll also clip people who just go on far right subs to start shit but it's generally useful to know when you're wasting your time arguing with someone
So I have a browser extension that puts a little note by someone's username on reddit if they're a regular of a sub I consider unpleasant. It only shows the one they comment in the most. Today I discovered the national suicide prevention auto-bot is tagged r/jordanpeterson
love all the helpful advice in there about how to quit without hurting your manager's feelings. who gives a fuck