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Ladies and gents, the hospital scene from The Naked Gun. Every line a belter, every Leslie Nielsen glance a winner.
Yes, I'm sure this has been done many times, but it just popped into my head and made me chuckle. LEAVE ME ALONE.
"A friend and I went to see the Lord of the Rings trilogy at the local cinema." "Back to back?" "No, we were both facing the screen."
@silaschosen @alisa @StephenKing I know, I just missed out. Hey, your wife’s name is almost an anagram of yours. Cool! What are the odds?
@MooseAllain This is lovely, Moose. Everything happens for a reason. Wishing Karen and Connor all the very best of luck, and I hope you have a lovely meal.
Thanks to everyone who sent me lovely, spontaneous, and totally unsolicited birthday wishes. You have touched my heart. Yah boo sucks to anyone who didn't. You have tweaked my nipple.
@sixleggedoutlaw @ChrisBoyle11 @BenSTravis @AlderHeyCharity Over three days? Ha! Amateur. Good luck, though!
So there you have it. Conclusive proof that (most of) the very best people are born on September 20. I am aware of allegations that this is a convoluted way of telling you all that today is my birthday. To that I say no comment. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
Are the very best people born on September 20? I don’t know, but it sure seems that way. Let’s examine the evidence:
@jamiesont I've never seen this one before. Lovely stuff. Beautiful twist. BTW, I once walked along the river in Greenwich and passed a couple of painters who were dressed EXACTLY LIKE THIS.
@dfenton21 Every year for the first few. Reminds me of the prodigious output of The Beatles, which was happening at the same time.
@mattlivese I think he's said it won't be reliant on a huge technological leap this time. Fascinating to see how it all plays out.
@dfenton21 Wild. The Marvels is due next December as well, I believe. That'll take them up to 31. It's taken Bond 59 years to get to 25.
I just looked at the release schedule for next year and, assuming everything holds, it might be the most crowded slate of blockbusters I've seen in a long while. I started to list titles here, and ran out of room. And then, right at the end, Big Jim Cameron re-enters the chat.
RT @ItsDanThomas: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trailer that does a worse job of conveying the tone of the show it’s selling. https://t.c…